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If you are here.. then thank you so much for dropping by...

Am presently diverting all the traffic to http://taxiingtimes.blogspot.com/

It's my new blog and its about Mumbai Taxis.

Hope you have a breezy ride... :)

You the Stinky Poo!!

(Warning: Expect extreme anger and child like behavior in the post below. Readers are adviced to not judge me from this post as I am generally not this bitter! :D)

You the stinky Poo

Can I hit you with my Shoe?

You take your job for granted,

and make friends feel least wanted!

Do you have a heart?

Or are you full of fart??

I think its the latter,

It's making you go fatter.

Take my advice,

Its free and nice.

Go hang out in a sewage pipe,

With company that suits your type.

Renu - The Wonderful Human*

Renu the wonderful human

Smiles when she sees an oven.

Cameras click, paint brushes flick

Renu’s presence leaves you smitten

Renu has the smarts, and she loves arts

She has no fears, only love for pears.

Clothes and fashion are not her passion

But tell her that, and you will get whacked

O mighty Renu, Who are you?

The good cook or is it by fluke?

Photographer, baker, actor,

Or just a clownish character?

So wonderful, So beautiful!

So amusing, So unassuming.

So inspiring, So daring,

You are THE Renu – A stupid darling!

:D

*Renu - The wonderfull Human, Coming soon.. at your nearest book store! For more information, email renuthewonderfulhuman@wonderfullworld.com

What's Up?

Work:

Nothing lives up to my BNP Days. When I was 20 and used to earn 5000 a month... a princely amount... my Citibank ATM at Regal.... and the walks from my office at Fort with stop over at Bombay Store and Westside.... Sigh...!

My dog Tasha:

Older. Cuter. Fatter. Lazier.

• · Still wants to sleep in the lap? Yes.
• · Still wants to sleep under sofas and get stuck there? Yes.

She doesnt change. And that's the best part about her. A regular day in her life sees a set of highs & lows:

• · Morning when you wake up - High.
• · You leave for work - Low.
• · You give her food - High.
• · She wakes up in the afternoon to find no one home - Low.
• · You come back home after a long day - Super duper High and lo!! a jumpy-dancy-i-am-so-happy Dog!! :)

Sis:

Sis is gone to Hyd!! :( To live with a boy!!! So you can imagine why I dont have much funny stuff to write on my blog anymore...The subject is gone. The inspiration behind anything nonsensical is gone... no one sings Nirvana songs in hindi or raps along with Ice Ice Baby... sings 'eye in the sky' like a nursery rhyme with actions... sleeps like a dog with the dog... She has new audience now... that boy from Hyd. :(

Friends:

Dharti is married and is blessed with the prettiest baby girl I have ever seen. Shweta is getting married in Feb. Fats and I am left... Let's see who's next.

Blueorb has shifted to Delhi. So I dont get to hang out much with him. He's doing what he loves the most... making music!! Complete coolio whose work demands him to be surrounded by music, hot chics and at the most posh and latest hangouts in the city. baahhh... makes me hate my job even more.. :( praxy.. am sending you a giant hug!!!

Neel my Jai Hind friend is also getting married soon though he doesn't admit it. Shy boy he is!! Half the reason am writing this post is cos he still visits my blog!! :) That's what is best about old friends... they keep getting better with time. Big hug Neel!!

My Symbi room mate is getting married next month. Happy for her... gave her a bachelorette party.. Scandalous one that too!! :) Others are engaged... dating.. Living in.... minting money.

Love Life:

Well... thankfully no more 'Long Island Iced Tea' posts on my blog... touchwood! Though I have to say that it was the Long island iced tea that did me good and got me to hook the fish!! ;)

How did he ask me out? Well... he booked this one section of the beach and took me there for a quiet walk on a full moon night... held my hand and told me how madly in love he is with me and how he cannot live one single day without me. I couldn’t let him possibly die and said "ya.. ok.. Whatever.." He was so happy he did a li'l bumshake and wanted to kiss me right away!! Ya... that was pretty much how it was... at least that's all that I remember from that night... ;)

That’s all folks. I really love my blog and I hope to return here soon... with one of my poetic posts..... until then... mwuahhhs and hugs... Adios!

Drinking & Driving. (Hick... hick... )

This is a story of a boy,

who danced and jumped with joy.

He was going to get a treat

on drinks and some food to eat!

Tequilla sunrise and few vodkas down,

He went about smiling in town,

Took out the keys and started his car

when a police officer saw him from far

"Stop! stop!" The police said

"Ha ha...You are so dead!"

The boy was happy n high,

and so he did not feel shy,

As he sat in the police van,

proud to be with the drunkards clan

Now he is sober, the party's over,

The license is gone, girlfriends scorn.

It ain't no joke, him being so BROKE!!

MJ Gone....

He is gone and am sad.... more so after reading the papers talking about his life. Thankfully they are saying good things... talking about his music and not other random stuff.

The most amusing stories were about his Mumbai concert... His loo break at the Thackrays' home... his dancing on the street with the slum kids... if he had seen my sis trying so hard to dance and sing like him.. am sure he would have danced with her too... ;) his goodbye and thank you message on the pillow cover at the Oberois....

Reminds me of the time when my sis had gone as crazy for him as most of the MJ Fans had in the 90s. In came a BIG poster of MJ in our room... and with it came the fears my folks feared the most. Oh no.... what is happening to our daughter... she is going the 'wrong' way... studies are getting effected... who is this weirdo... beta pay attention to studies... no you cant go to the concert... you are mad to even think about it..." and what not!!! But ya... i so clearly remember that poster of MJ in our room.... :)

Listening to his songs all day long and going down the memory lane....

But They Told Me

A Man Should Be Faithful

And Walk When Not Able

And Fight Till The End

But I'm Only Human

- MJ (Will you be there)

Where is she...

where is she?

miss mia farrow

did she climb a tree

or did she fly away like a sparrow

maybe she just having dinner

trying hard not to get any thinner..

- Written by Ted for Mia.